CAT BUTTS: A FIELD GUIDE. Do not want!
Hat tip to Ed Tucciarone.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
The Great Ham Caper
My wife, Stacy, wrote a poem way back in Christmas 2006. The poem is about us and our cats, Rufus and Sam.
Stacy's poem got a lot of very nice emails, and I've rerun annually it since then. Hard to believe that since then we've moved and found a stray kitten at the milk farm up the road (or, rather, SHE adopted US) and then we rescued another stray just last month.
For auld lang syne, here is the poem again:
The Great Ham Caper
Words by Stacy Lynch
Pictures by Mike Lynch
’Twas the week before Christmas
When Rufus and Sam
Hatched a devious scheme
To make off with the ham!
The ham that would grace
The holiday table!
Roo was the brains.
Sam, wiry and able.
They devised a plan
Of Goldbergian proportions
With pulleys and weights
And kitty contortions.
And on Christmas day
They’d eat until stuffed
(The very idea
Made their tails slightly puffed!)
’Til then, they’d lay low,
Little angels to see.
But that made us suspicious –
Wouldn’t you be?
So we snooped and we sleuthed
And uncovered their caper -
“The Ham-Stealing Plan”
Diagrammed on a paper!
“No silly cat’s gonna
Steal my roast beast,”
Exclaimed Mike. “Just watch,
I’ll ruin their feast!”
So he countered their scheming
With mad plans all his own
And all I could do
Was inwardly groan!
Who’d win this contest
Of wits they were planning?
Would Mike, Roo or Sam -
Be last man or cat standing?
As Christmas day dawned
The four of us waited
For the ham to be served
With breaths that were bated.
But before the main course
Could even be plated
Their plans took a turn.
Some say it was fated...
What happened to stop them
So cold in their tracks?
Why, cat-nip and husb-nip
(in big canvas sacks)
Was all that it took
To stop their foul warring.
And they rolled and purred
And drooled on the flooring.
And as long as I kept
My fingers and toes
Away from a hubby and two cats
In nip’s throes -
My own Christmas day
Turned out merry and calm;
The ham moist and succulent,
The champagne, a balm.
When they “awoke”,
hostilities abated,
We all ate some ham
And went to bed sated.
And such peace we wish
To you and to yours:
An end to fighting;
An end to wars.
Happy Holidays!
Mike and Stacy and Rufus and Sam
UPDATE: and Trout and Dexter.
Stacy's poem got a lot of very nice emails, and I've rerun annually it since then. Hard to believe that since then we've moved and found a stray kitten at the milk farm up the road (or, rather, SHE adopted US) and then we rescued another stray just last month.
For auld lang syne, here is the poem again:
The Great Ham Caper
Words by Stacy Lynch
Pictures by Mike Lynch
’Twas the week before ChristmasWhen Rufus and Sam
Hatched a devious scheme
To make off with the ham!
The ham that would grace
The holiday table!
Roo was the brains.
Sam, wiry and able.
They devised a plan
Of Goldbergian proportions
With pulleys and weights
And kitty contortions.
And on Christmas day
They’d eat until stuffed
(The very idea
Made their tails slightly puffed!)
’Til then, they’d lay low,
Little angels to see.
But that made us suspicious –
Wouldn’t you be?
So we snooped and we sleuthed
And uncovered their caper -
“The Ham-Stealing Plan”
Diagrammed on a paper!
“No silly cat’s gonna
Steal my roast beast,”
Exclaimed Mike. “Just watch,
I’ll ruin their feast!”
So he countered their schemingWith mad plans all his own
And all I could do
Was inwardly groan!
Who’d win this contest
Of wits they were planning?
Would Mike, Roo or Sam -
Be last man or cat standing?
As Christmas day dawnedThe four of us waited
For the ham to be served
With breaths that were bated.
But before the main course
Could even be plated
Their plans took a turn.
Some say it was fated...
What happened to stop them
So cold in their tracks?
Why, cat-nip and husb-nip
(in big canvas sacks)
Was all that it tookTo stop their foul warring.
And they rolled and purred
And drooled on the flooring.
And as long as I keptMy fingers and toes
Away from a hubby and two cats
In nip’s throes -
My own Christmas dayTurned out merry and calm;
The ham moist and succulent,
The champagne, a balm.
When they “awoke”,
hostilities abated,
We all ate some ham
And went to bed sated.
And such peace we wishTo you and to yours:
An end to fighting;
An end to wars.
Happy Holidays!
Mike and Stacy and Rufus and Sam
UPDATE: and Trout and Dexter.
The New Cat
The new cat, Dexter, the shy stray that lived in our woods and was finally lured into the house for permanent affection and shelter, is doing fine.
He has a clean bill of health from the vet and is adjusting to the other cats.
He even has a favorite chair and poses a bit when his photo is taken. Yes, he forgets about gravity sometimes.
Glad we got him before the snows and the howling winds and the below zero temps.
Steve Brodner: Three Kings
Steve Brodner draws us the Three Kings --
"Of all the Santas of all time here are my top three, and the guys who drew them."
Steve draws illustrators Haddon “Sunny” Sundblom (the guy who drew the "Coca Cola" Santa), Norman Rockwell and (above) Thomas Nast.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Chuck Jones' A CHRISTMAS CAROL (1971)
OK, it's the Holiday season. Let's go watch an Oscar-award-winning adaptation of A CHRISTMAS CAROL, executive produced by Chuck Jones with the voice of Alastair Sim as Scrooge! For now, there's only one -- just one place -- to see this: YouTube.
It's not on DVD. Ands that's crummy. This show has some serious pedigree; the guy who brought us THE GRINCH (the cartoon, not the Jim Carrey monster) is the executive producer and it's directed by the animation director of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT. I remember seeing it in 1971, and once or twice since then -- but only by chance. It's not a holiday TV tradition ala CHARLIE BROWN or those Rankin Bass puppet specials or the MISTER MAGOO special. Go figure!
YouTube's rules means a 28 minute vid has to be sliced up into smaller segments. Here are the links if you have the time to watch.
A CHRISTMAS CAROL Stave One
A CHRISTMAS CAROL Stave Two
A CHRISTMAS CAROL Stave Three
A CHRISTMAS CAROL Stave Four
Thanks to Grant Miehm for reminding me of this special, which I had forgotten about until now!
- The above was originally posted on December 11, 2007. And this is still not available on DVD or Blu Ray or whatever so far as I know.
A CHRISTMAS CAROL x 3
The Hairy Green Eyeball blog showcases not one. not two, but three different CHRISTMAS CAROLS. Above: one from HUMBUG by Arnold Roth.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Bill Hinds Salutes Charles Addams in Today's CLEATS
Above: Detail of CLEATS by Bill Hinds and copyright 2009 by him as well.Today, Bill Hinds' newspaper comic strip CLEATS pays homage to a classic Charles Addams New Yorker cartoon.
Want to see the original Addams "skier" cartoon? Go to the Charles Addams: Cartoonist exhibit at the Bruce Museum in Greenwich, CT before January 24, 2010.
That skier cartoon is © Charles Addams.
Wholesome Comics Entertaining By Shaenon K. Garrity
Shaenon Garrity proffers this list when planning a party for cartoonists:
"Almost as important as the food. Stock your bar according to the type of cartoonist you plan to entertain.Above image nicked from CalamityJon's Flickr page.
Webcartoonists: six-pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Indie Cartoonists: Two-Buck Chuck, fruit-flavored vodkas made in somebody's sink.
Superhero Artists (Non-Mormon): Three-Buck Chuck. That's right, these guys can afford to shop at the new Joe's outlets.
Newspaper Strip Cartoonists: Eight to twelve quarts of hard liquor per person."
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Video: MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO IT - Christmas Episode
From the TV show MY WORLD AND WELCOME TO IT, based on the work of James Thurber. This episode is titled "Rally 'Round the Flag" originally aired on Decmber 15, 1969.
The program was canceled after one season, after which it won an Emmy for Best Comedy. I was a very small kid when it aired and I remember being fascinated by the real life actor William Widom interacting with the B&W Thurber-esque characters. I could never make up my mind whether it was wonderful or scary.
The program was canceled after one season, after which it won an Emmy for Best Comedy. I was a very small kid when it aired and I remember being fascinated by the real life actor William Widom interacting with the B&W Thurber-esque characters. I could never make up my mind whether it was wonderful or scary.
1000 Jokes Dec 59-Jan 60
Above: a snowy cartoon by Gallagher.
Hairy Green Eyeball shares some of the many gag cartoons in 1000 JOKES Magazine (December 1959-January 1960). Cartoonists include Jerry Marcus, Chon Day, Leo Garel, Bob Barnes, Harry Mace, George Wolfe, John Dempsey, Peter Porges, Al Ross and others.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
NEW YORKER Cartoonist Happenings
In addition to the David Sipress Williams College lecture, here are a few more recent links to New Yorker cartoonists.
Al Ross Turns 97
Eli Stein shares a rare photo of prolific cartoonist Al Ross upon the occasion of his 97th birthday this past September.
Liza Donnelly's Post Photos from the New Yorker Cartoonists Holiday Party
Liza Donnelly shares some photos, taken by Felipe Galindo, of this year's cartoonist Holiday party.
Kim Warp Interview
The New Yorker Blog asks Kim Warp about her life as a cartoonist in its most recent "Meet the Cartoonist" segment.
My former Brooklyn neighbor answers many questions at the David Wasting Paper blog.
Hat tips to Michael Maslin and Eli Stein!
Al Ross Turns 97
Eli Stein shares a rare photo of prolific cartoonist Al Ross upon the occasion of his 97th birthday this past September.
Liza Donnelly's Post Photos from the New Yorker Cartoonists Holiday PartyLiza Donnelly shares some photos, taken by Felipe Galindo, of this year's cartoonist Holiday party.
Kim Warp Interview
The New Yorker Blog asks Kim Warp about her life as a cartoonist in its most recent "Meet the Cartoonist" segment.
"Yes, I have a studio. I call it a studio because Sam Gross told me if you call it a studio, you can charge more than if you call it an office. Is that true?"Nick Downes Profile
My former Brooklyn neighbor answers many questions at the David Wasting Paper blog.
Question: If you could give one piece of advice to someone who wants to pursue drawing as a career what would it be?
Nick Downes: Go for it if you love it, but, it might not love you back.
Hat tips to Michael Maslin and Eli Stein!
Friday, December 18, 2009
STAR TREK Scene Re-Creation
This runs about a minute. It's an audacious side by side comparison of a 1966 STAR TREK episode ("The Naked Time") and a couple of guys who reenact that same scene in 2009. It runs about a minute and is more interesting than it sounds. One thing for sure: these guys shamelessly know the scene. The fellow who plays Kirk has the shiniest orange velour shirt.
Cartoonists: "He Knows How to Draw Pitchurs and Is Crazy in the Head"
If POPEYE says it, it MUST be true!
To start your day: an image of POPEYE by Segar, commenting on the definition of what a cartoonist is. This is from POPEYE Vol. 4 from Fantagraphics.
I nicked this from Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin blog. Thanks, Mike!
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