I think we all know that if you're on the original STAR TREK and you're wearing a red shirt, then your days are numbered. A smart guy would choose another color shirt. The same color that Spock and McCoy wear! Yeah, that's it!
But that's no guarantee ....
Laugh out loud at The Ballad of Lieutenant D'Amato by Bully! Thanks for this, Bully!
Above: Photo of actor Arthur Batanides from STAR TREK (The Old Show), as "Lieutenant D'Amato," the Senior Geologist, in the episode That Which Survives from Memory Alpha.
Below: Photo of Lee Meriweather as "Losira," ditto other information.
Related: Trekmovie.com rounds up TREK title sequence mash-up videos.