Oh, darn, I missed National Gorilla Suit Day. It's January 31 of each year. Here's the story:
Above copyright Don Martin. Golfchance scanned it in from the paperback DON MARTIN STRIKES BACK. Looking at this now, for the first time in a very long time, I'm reminded that I grin the whole time I read Don Martin. Love those lines. Love those sound effects.
Edit: Oops! It's DON MARTIN BOUNCES BACK, not STRIKES BACK as commenter docnad points out in the comments below. Mea culpa.